Ralph Sergi Poet Rhyme

The Perils of Poo Poo

The Perils Of  POO POO

I shouldn’t have taken the bus on that day
A digestive issue was starting to rise
The destination I feared was a long trip away
I hurt deep inside it was not a surprise
My poor enzyme levels were ready to flop
The pancreas nutrients were going to drop
And finally the bus had come to a stop
I ran to the mens room and prepared to plop
My zipper got stuck and I feared for the worst
A gas evoked smoke ashamed and accursed
It finally opened a privy ejection
then I sat still and had a reflection
If I encounter this same situation 
Meds will be with me to prevent this causation

© Ralph Sergi August 10,2017

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Patricia Cresswell August 16, 2017 at 12:03 PM Humorous and clever!

Andrea Dietrich August 15, 2017 at 3:22 PM funny one from you, Ralph. I see it was a challenge with three words. Those are always great fun to see what different individuals will come up with!

Jan Allison August 11, 2017 at 8:40 AM Very witty Ralph having read the comments you rose to the challenge marvelously:-) hugs Jan xxx Ralph Sergi August 11, 2017 at 3:05 PM Hi Jan: I belong to this group that needed the word , bus, smoke and zippering my poem. THIS WAS THE RESULT.

Vijay Pandit August 11, 2017 at 7:09 AM Everyone knows this feeling--well depicted Ralph!

Paul Callus August 11, 2017 at 1:51 AM When nature calls... A tricky yet hilarious situation, Ralph! All's well that ends well") Regards // paul Ralph Sergi August 11, 2017 at 6:46 AM Thank you, Paul: I hope it's not too explicit. It was meant too be humorious

Ralph Sergi August 10, 2017 at 11:11 PM Hi Julie: (ha ha) I'm fine. It's a group I belong with and I needed to write a poem with the words bus, smoke and zipper. THIS WAS THE RESULT.