The Perils of Poo Poo

The Perils Of POO POO I shouldn’t have taken the bus on that day A digestive issue was starting to rise The destination I feared was a long trip away I hurt deep inside it was not a surprise My poor enzyme levels were ready to flop The pancreas nutrients were going to drop And finally the bus had come to a stop I ran to the mens room and prepared to plop My zipper got stuck and I feared for the worst A gas evoked smoke ashamed and accursed It finally opened a privy ejection then I sat still and had a reflection If I encounter this same situation Meds will be with me to prevent this causation © Ralph Sergi August 10,2017