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The Perfect Wife

Make her easy to handle and well upholstererd. 
 With an option to update to a newer model .
Classic lines with that  touch of class.
A sporting body but built  to last. 
Looks really good when clad in leather.
But cheap to run and low maintence .
Pleasing to the eye and starts first time.
And definitely  no voice controls. 
These are the specs of the perfect wife.

comp entry 02/10/2016
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Neumann Avatar
October 5, 2016 at 2:18 AM
Ver funny. And the double meaning of voice control...Many wishes, Kai
De Beaulieu Avatar
October 2, 2016 at 1:42 PM
Yes the clad in leather is funny. Enjoyedyour poem.
Allison Avatar
October 2, 2016 at 11:55 AM
ha ha ha really made me lol ...the clad in leather line is hilarious! :-) hugs jan xx
Pennell  Avatar
October 2, 2016 at 12:51 PM
cheers jan, sticking it on tinder see if I get any applicants lol
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