The Perfect Ladies Man
It's not easy to be trim and fit
so I just let my body go
As for drive and motivation
I'd rather take things slow
Good looks are hard to come by
That's why I didn't try
Regarding top grades and all
I gave up in junior high
Ah, but when it comes to laziness
They say I'm 'King of the Hill'
And regarding plain incompetence
At that I'm highly skilled
So, ladies: If you seek the 'perfect man'
I'd make some other plans
But if you'd like to start from scratch
I may be the perfect catch
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