The Perfect Ladies Man

It's not easy to be trim and fit so I just let my body go As for drive and motivation I'd rather take things slow Good looks are hard to come by That's why I didn't try Regarding top grades and all I gave up in junior high Ah, but when it comes to laziness They say I'm 'King of the Hill' And regarding plain incompetence At that I'm highly skilled So, ladies: If you seek the 'perfect man' I'd make some other plans But if you'd like to start from scratch I may be the perfect catch