The Perfect Girl

shes there when i wake up telling me the news. and all the latest gossip man i cant loose .shes there when i need her .she will never leave me. man fellas im telling ya shes perfect for me. she never cost me money well mabe just a little .and some times i can just watch her for hours and i love what i see.and i can push all her buttons and shes there just for me .and i dont have to buy her flowers.and shes always turned on by me. and she never gets any louder than i want her to be.and i can still turn her on with one finger you see. she never complains if im out to late .she just sits there in silance and quietly waits.now my friends all tell me that she is to big but in her case bigger is better and i think you will agree the girl im talking about is my big screen tv.....