The Penguin Who Squawked For His Supper

There once was a penguin, got lost in France
Had to sing for his supper or else dance --
   He decided to squawk
   At which Parisians gawked --
He hit a high note and down came his pants

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Date: 1/19/2020 3:14:00 AM
Very funny. They are marvellous creatures. I saw them near Cape Town and am still in awe ...
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/19/2020 3:33:00 PM
Yes, penguins are marvelous and can be a lot of fun, esp. when trying to hit those high notes. LOL. Thanks, Kai. Best wishes, Gershon
Date: 1/13/2020 8:13:00 PM
Poor dear; I hope he finished with a bow. Cute one.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/13/2020 10:52:00 PM
The penguin did, indeed, bow at the finale --- clutching his little vest-top tight, as the breeze found his nether parts. :) Happy 'Ending!' Thanks, Jean. Smiles, Gershon
Date: 1/13/2020 4:43:00 PM
G'day Gershon … this penguin was certainly lost if its in France. I've been amongst many penguins but none spoke French - thanks Gershon - Lindsay
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/13/2020 5:14:00 PM
No kidding?! Why, most penguins I know are multilingual --- They don't understand anything I tell 'em no matter what tongue I speak! LOL. Smiles, Gershon
Date: 1/12/2020 1:14:00 PM
very funny GW:-) hugs Jan xx
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/12/2020 1:20:00 PM
Hey, glad you liked this one, Jan! Thanks! :)gw
Date: 1/12/2020 12:54:00 PM
Good one, Gershon, thanks for the laugh.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/12/2020 1:02:00 PM
John, thanks for letting me know that you laughed at my pants-less penguin. Appreciated, Gershon
Date: 1/12/2020 6:56:00 AM
LOL Thank you for the laugh today Gershon. :)
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/12/2020 12:35:00 PM
Glad to hear that you're laughing at this pengiun, Heidi! Cheers, Gershon
Date: 1/12/2020 6:45:00 AM
lol.. I squawked and gawked like your penguin.. and also laughed.. Good one..
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/12/2020 12:34:00 PM
Alright! A laugh a day equals --- hmm, 354.5 laughs a loony year. ~ Lunar Madman
Date: 1/12/2020 2:26:00 AM
Haha, the sort of thing you sometimes dream about and wake up cringing. Tom
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/12/2020 12:33:00 PM
Never saw a penguin drop trousers in the men's bathroom before, Cunningham?! Don't get squeamish on us, now! LOL. Thanks, Tom! :) gw
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