The Party

Here's a story about a convention That only happens once a year Then everyone who attended Will just suddenly disappear I'm talking about the mythical creatures I'm sure you know their names Some came bearing presents While others just wanna play games The first one there was Santa Claus Bearing gifts and dressed in red Then I saw the Tooth Fairy She didn't have a tooth in her head Then Mother Nature finally rolled in Of course, she was riding on a cloud After her, came The Sandman And he was snoring, really loud The Easter Bunny brought his whole family All six hundred and seventy-nine kids And cupid was trying to make some money Selling arrows to the highest bids Jack Frost, said he wasn't coming Him and Mother Nature had a fight Jack was mad, cause she made him go to bed When he wanted to stay up all night Last but not least, was Father Time And he made everybody wait Don't you think that's kinda ironic? Father Time was the only one late Anyway, they had a great time, like every year And one, even spent a night in jail Now, I'm not saying who it was But if you don't get any presents, oh well