Best Funnynature Poems
Here's a story about a convention
That only happens once a year
Then everyone who attended
Will just suddenly disappear
I'm talking about the mythical creatures
I'm sure you know their names
Some came bearing presents
While others just wanna play games
The first one there was Santa Claus
Bearing gifts and dressed in red
Then I saw the Tooth Fairy
She didn't have a tooth in her head
Then Mother Nature finally rolled in
Of course, she was riding on a cloud
After her, came The Sandman
And he was snoring, really loud
The Easter Bunny brought his whole family
All six hundred and seventy-nine kids
And cupid was trying to make some money
Selling arrows to the highest bids
Jack Frost, said he wasn't coming
Him and Mother Nature had a fight
Jack was mad, cause she made him go to bed
When he wanted to stay up all night
Last but not least, was Father Time
And he made everybody wait
Don't you think that's kinda ironic?
Father Time was the only one late
Anyway, they had a great time, like every year
And one, even spent a night in jail
Now, I'm not saying who it was
But if you don't get any presents, oh well