The Odious Oyster

There are few foods in this world that I hate But there is one gnarly and nasty invertebrate Against which I most assiduously discriminate And I absolutely can not in any way tolerate If forced to eat it I would surely asphyxiate If compelled to consume, I would first self-immolate Let me be clear for I don't want to obfuscate If told to ingest it I would violently retaliate The oyster is something that won't grace my plate That bilious bivalve should be banished as bait That odious oyster is fetid incarnate I can honestly say it's the worst thing I've ate