The Noise

It happened one snowy night 
Not very long ago 
My wife and I were sleeping 
But I was tossing to and fro 

We awaken to an awful noise 
One we'd never heard before 
The sound of it was frightful 
And I knew I had to explore 

It wasn't in the closet 
Or the kitchen where we eat 
It wasn't the dog for he was there 
Cowering at our feet 

It wasn't in the attic 
For no footsteps were heard at all 
I picked up my Louisville slugger 
As I wandered down the hall 

It wasn't in the living room 
Or on the bathroom floor 
I crept downstairs with bat in hand 
As I opened the basement door 

Each step would seem like hours 
As I quietly held my breath 
One mistake could bring me 
To a most untimely death 

I fumbled with the light switch 
Anticipation filled the air 
The moment of truth had finally come 
To see what monster was there 

Now that I have your attention 
I hope you're ready to scream 
For none of this really happened 
It was only just a dream 

I'm sorry about the ending 
But you really should have known 
This is the kind of poems I write 
Whenever I'm alone
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Devonshire Avatar
May 23, 2010 at 12:50 PM
Darn, Larry, I took the bait and you left me hanging on the hook. I kept thinking about the sometimes disturbing sounds I've heard at night. Didn't have a baseball bat, but I used to grab my radio microphone before exploring. One time I did see someone running away from the house, but it was usually nothing but wind or animals. You built a lot of suspense. Shame on you! LOL Love, Carolyn
Taylor Avatar
May 23, 2010 at 12:49 PM
What a surprise. Good laff. Way to go, Larry.
Neels Avatar
May 23, 2010 at 12:34 PM
Hehe, thats not fair Larry! What happened? Lol, I enjoyed this one, really did.. -rgds Wilma
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