The New Economy

Excuse me, and what's your name?
   My name's Tyree
And what do you do, Tyree?
   l own a vent'lator company
Hmm.  l see...

And what's your name, young lady?
   My name 's Des'ree
And what do you do, Des'ree?
   Q.C.* for the hand-san't'zer 'ndustry
Golly gee! … 

And what's your name old man?
   My name's Herbert Hoover McCann
And what do you do, Mr. McCann?
  l'm proud to be the Mayor of L'ttle Japan**

Mayor, l see you're hold'ng some plast'c
  Yes, 't's for a cond't'on most drast'c
We cover your body from head to toe
  When we dec'de 't's your t'me to go 

But, Mr. McCann, 'sn't that patently 'llegal?
  'Twas, 't'l we carted off the Amer'can Eagle!




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* Q.C. = Qual'ty Control
** L'ttle Japan = f'ct't'ous Japanese-dense area of Amer'can c'ty
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Krutsinger Avatar
May 14, 2020 at 2:01 AM
your poem is "spot on" - for sure.
Wolf Avatar
May 14, 2020 at 7:05 PM
See Spot run. See Puff run. See Spot mangle Puff. See Puff struggle to find 'safe spaces.' See Dick and Jane laugh... See why this series went OOB. lol. :) gw
Cunningham Avatar
May 11, 2020 at 3:24 AM
Amazing how some have gone to the wall and others have really profited from it. It's miller's in the UK. They were just getting by and with the lockdown everyone is baking, they have never had it so good, Tom
Wolf Avatar
May 11, 2020 at 4:42 PM
There's always a way to make money off of whatever's go'ng on...
Marcum Wong Avatar
May 10, 2020 at 9:39 PM
Thank you for the laughter Gershon. You never disappoint! Loved this! xxoo
Wolf Avatar
May 11, 2020 at 4:43 PM
Thank you so much, CMC! :) gw
Rodrigues Avatar
May 10, 2020 at 8:57 PM
Wow! Read it apostrophe style then went back to get more of the meaning. Clever!
Wolf Avatar
May 11, 2020 at 4:43 PM
Apostrophe-Catastrophe! :) gw
Lamoureux Avatar
May 10, 2020 at 5:23 PM
Wow, lots of thoughts to bend my thinking around. Bravo! Also the poem you liked got POTW. Thanks for your enthusiasm, you brought me good luck.;0)
Wolf Avatar
May 10, 2020 at 6:43 PM
Am so glad your poem got POTW -- well-deserved! And thanks for all of your support. Cheers, gw :)
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