The Nerd's Revenge

The Nerd’s Revenge

By Elton Camp 

In a high school class there once sat a nerd
Pocket protector, glasses all you’ve heard

Every answer that he gave was just right
Which filled a dumb blonde with spite

She was glamorous and sexy looking too
That she was a ****, all of them knew

“You nerds so disgust me,” she said
In embarrassment, boy’s face was red

At first, the kind teacher was at a loss
Then said, “He might become your boss”

The nerd said, “That quite unlikely to be.
I don’t plan to become a pimp you see.”

The bimbo thus got her just desserts
Now she’ll think lest a nerd she hurts
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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November 30, 2012 at 5:00 PM
Knowing him ..... well written Elton. :)) Have a relaxing weekend. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
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November 30, 2012 at 5:39 PM
Thanks. Guess I'll have to work some more on getting fallen leaves out of my yard. Sometimes I almost wish I lived in the country where I dared leave them as "decoration" all winter. Elton
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