The need to do things escapes me

The need to do things escapes me
However, there are things that must be done
I have eliminated dishwashing
Well not entirely 
Just wash the one plate and fork
After every meal
Cooking has been modified
Can opener and/or microwave
I only vacuum when the cat complains
The dust “kittens” look like large mice
Fashion wise I have a rotating sequence
Flannel shirts, pants when required,
A sketchy seven o-clock shadow beard
Exercise primarily consists of
Picking up items I have dropped
For mental stimulation
I lose arguments with inanimate objects
And battle with AI “customer service” bots
For excitement I sit by the tracks
Waiting for a train to stir up a poem
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Etgen-Baker Avatar
March 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
the last four lines are priceless! Faving
Achara Avatar
February 27, 2026 at 8:36 AM
That sums up MY life succinctly. A nice read. Well done.
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