The Mystic's Dire Prediction

The Mystic’s Dire Prediction By Elton Camp Going to a fortuneteller is a mistake Apart from it all being just a fake A prediction that is especially chilling Might very easily become self-fulfilling If the seer says you’ll die right away Are your sure what you’d do or say? One who takes seriously such a quack Might be frightened into a heart attack My advice: from such a liar stay away Then no worry about what she might say So if you save your money and steer clear No fortuneteller will you ever need to fear