Kim Merryman Poet Limerick

The Mouse Is a Rat

The mouse in our house is a rat,
I'm now quite certain of that.
It's not little and cute,
It's long and uncouth.
Can't wait til I hear it go splat!

11/16/12
(An apology to all animal lovers. I really do not
want to kill it. I love animals too. I just want the
germy rodent out of my house, and I want him to 
stay gone!)
For Andrea's "Show Me the Funny Part II" contest

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Vicki Acquah April 8, 2014 at 2:46 AM I loved limericks as a child this brought back memories, and it was well done.

Shirley Candy November 10, 2013 at 12:43 AM This struck me quite funny.. I like the sentiment you put within your words here. I hope the rats all are gone now.. :D

Isaiah Zerbst November 29, 2012 at 3:27 PM Ya, smiles here too. Have a great day!

Frank Polgar November 28, 2012 at 11:58 AM I couldn't help but smile after I read your limerick. Hope your "friend" has permanently disappeared.

Elizabeth Wesley November 26, 2012 at 4:08 AM Ah, frustration let loose and what better place than here to vent your frustation. I sympathize because my horror story is much worse than yours. Splat! Love, Lizzie

Don Johnson November 19, 2012 at 9:56 PM get going ole mouse it's the cat, they say yer a big burly rat, spring outa da winder dats dat....just be mousing along cross de flat....

Michael J. Falotico November 18, 2012 at 8:10 AM LOl I hate rats too... My phobia...hugs to you Michael

Sara Kendrick November 17, 2012 at 5:24 PM I got a chuckle and I totally agree with you..There is a place for them and that is outside in the woods and open fields not in homes..Thanks for stopping by my blog..Sara

Andrea Dietrich November 16, 2012 at 11:33 PM hahaha. LOVE this. You should read my sonnet "All in a Stinking Week" about the mouse that died in our house and we couldn't find it. YUK

Jon A Cavanaugh November 16, 2012 at 10:41 PM LOL, This limerick of your is hilarious. I love it. I love animals. I also love witty poems. And this one is very funny.

Ilene Bauer November 16, 2012 at 2:27 PM nice one, kim! i love most animals, but mice and rats don't make the list. hope yours finds another home...

Vicky Tsiluma November 16, 2012 at 1:49 PM Hey, you got to do what you got to do. Well written - it gives a vivid scenario and the angst brought about by the mouse turned rat.

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl November 16, 2012 at 12:06 PM You do want to kill a rat Kim, just remember the plague. Nice little ditty xx

Debbie Guzzi November 16, 2012 at 11:28 AM Hard to do...HUGS Light & Love

Anne-Lise Andresen November 16, 2012 at 11:22 AM No, no and no ..... rats are NOT cute ....... Call the animal catcher! - Hope your weekend will be fine. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)