The Most Popular Beverage In Spiceland

Can you name the President of Guatemala
    How 'bout the islands off the coast of Sahara
  Would you happen to know the currency of Iceland
    And what about the most popular beverage in Spiceland 

  I myself have forgotten last year's Super Bowl Winner
    Not to mention what I ate last night for dinner
  As for my wife's birthday and our anniversary
    I quickly mumble something far too cursory

  So now that I've been relocated from the frying pan to the fire
    My odds of living 'til sundown ~ two notches below dire
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Date: 4/20/2023 6:45:00 AM
AH, GEOGRAPHY.....we learned the gross national product, name, location in reference to the world, of so many "countries" that no longer exist or that have been dissected, overrun, re-bordered and re-named......that small room in the cavernous cerebral closet ... closed for renovations.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/20/2023 6:42:00 PM
Some of my favorite such countries were Danzig, Herzegovina, and the United States of America. ~ Disunited
Date: 4/19/2023 8:31:00 PM
What does all of that have to do with the price of eggs in China? I think you've got a disconnected wire, GW:) captcha code VRM
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/20/2023 6:43:00 PM
Goody, goody gumdrops! I heard they eat lice in China too, since they cannot plonounce 'rice.' ~ Gelshon
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Daniel Turner
Date: 4/20/2023 9:23:00 AM
They eat eggs in China too. I know, I went there for three weeks once.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/19/2023 9:58:00 PM
Uh, by the way, I think it's the price of RICE in China ... Captcha code OLD
Date: 4/19/2023 7:34:00 PM
i asked myself same questions, Kansas city win the trophy, i appreciate the humor of your poem
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/19/2023 9:58:00 PM
Appreciate the appreciation, yann!
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