The Most Likely To Succeed

All the windows down. Shades drawn. Door locked. Against the imitation mahogany, a little manila card: "Check out time: 3 o'clock." Click! All dark now. Hmmmmm. The Wizard Deluxe 16" Oscillating Fan makes a lot of noise. Click. It's too cool anyway. Whew! Those ugly flowers on the rug! I can almost smell them. And the bedsprings creak. What am I doing here... the Big Guy... the Smart Alec with All the Ideas... the Joe Who Was Going Places... the Most Likely to Succeed... Huh! If they could only see me now. Well, here goes nothing. I guess I'd better, now... if ever, now!