The Mini General Lee and I

A glorious mountain Too slow of a climb A boring waterfall Escargot We are climbing a glorious mountain In the Smoky Mountains National Park To see a boring waterfall. When you see a waterfall, all of them look The same, No matter how spectacular they are. We are moving so slow That a snail moves faster, And we can cook Escargot by the time that we reach the waterfall. The Mini General Lee Burning rubber Having fun Lunch I drive my wheelchair down the mountain as if I am driving like Beau Duke, Not caring if I am on the edge Practically falling off Because I am burning rubber To get to lunch Before my family Eat all of the sandwiches Plus I am starving.