The Men Hide In the Man Cave

They arrived on broomsticks Cackling in a disturbingly knowing way. Their men hid in the man cave With their wives’ father. How did you happen to have nine girls? One asked his father-in-law. He could not hear him Because of the loud cackle laughter from the kitchen. The TV was at full volume too Which did not lead to any conversation So they drank beer, trying not to think About what the women were doing in the kitchen Typical Sunday for all ten of them Seeing their fate for the next fifty years Luckily there was a refrigerator down there Full of beer and snacks fit for ten kings.