The Meaning of Life

Many of us have pondered The true meaning of life I finally found the answer According to my wife A man is supposed to get married As the woman becomes his queen He's supposed to nod in agreement But never be heard or seen He has to do the dishes And put them all away Pick up all the dirty clothes And wash them everyday He has to take the trash out Put the lid down on the toilet Fix her egg for breakfast And don't forget to boil it Always answer, "Yes dear" No matter what she said Don't forget to change the sheets Each time you make the bed Take her poodle for it's walk When it scratches at the door Don't forget to sweep and mop Before you wax the floor Be sure and do the windows There better not be no streaks Fix them noisy stairsteps And make sure none of them creaks The meaning of life sounds tiresome So you better get started right away My wife was always the smart one Or, at least, that's what she'll say