The Marble Quest

Having lost my marbles, I set out on a quest to find them; And started my journey following the signs To a place that they call Bedlam. I stumbled upon some unpaired socks Who, somehow in the laundry, Their mates had been lost. “Have you seen any marbles wandering about?”, Above the crying sounds of socks, I tried to shout. One lone sock of dark blue, with a hole in his heel, said, “All the marbles round here, tend to roll down the hill.” So I continued on down into the unconscious regions, Past ideas and thoughts that were frozen or freez’n. The deeper and deeper into the imagination I travelled, All the things that I knew started to unwind and unravel. “Halt! Who goes there?”, cried a three headed pig “You must first give the password; it is ‘Jiggity-jig.’” “But you just told me the password,” I said, amazed and confused. “Well of course I did, Silly – it’s the word you must use.” “But then everyone would know it and all would get in.” “Well to keep anyone out would be such a sin.” “Then why have a password?”, I asked quite logically, “Because if you didn’t know the password, you couldn’t get past me!” “But, of course,” I said, giving up the fight, I wanted to regain those marbles before the end of the night. So, with a “Jiggity-jig” and a “Have a good day”, The three headed pig moved out of my way. I did find some marbles, but they obviously weren’t mine, These marbles were of one color and were terribly unkind. “Have you seen any other marbles, wandering around here? These would be of all different sizes and colors, even some that are clear.” “Oh, those marbles!?”, the snobby pack said, “We were hoping the human they belonged to was already dead. If those marbles weren’t so different, perhaps they wouldn’t get lost; We could become your marbles, at quite a reasonably low cost.” “No thanks,” I said, “I’ve become fond of my own, Perhaps they’ve returned, I think I’ll go on back home.” So I started back on my return trip, The stories of which, I think I will skip. And when I woke up – with some unmatched socks in my bed, I found all my marbles safely back in my head.