The Man With the Tan

THE MAN WITH THE TAN

I know a silly man named Dan
Who bought a huge frying pan
He had a real crazy plan
To get himself a good tan

It really was not smart of Dan
To roll around in a frying pan
'Cause he really did not get tan
He just became an over done man

2 February 2018
For the contest sponsored by Kevin Shaw
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Thomas Avatar
March 6, 2018 at 11:01 PM
Well you were on a roll with the humor writes weren't you! Lol thanks for the smile Curtis.
Callus Avatar
February 2, 2018 at 12:57 PM
Poor Dan must have been left with a deadpan expression! An enjoyable write, Curtis:) Regards // paul
Moorman Avatar
February 2, 2018 at 3:04 PM
Well, Paul, between you and Jan, your comments lift my spirits. When asked to do a silly poem for a 7 year old. I dusted this one off and revised it a little. It was previously written for my grandchildren. Thanks for your support.
Allison Avatar
February 2, 2018 at 12:09 PM
lol maybe he was just half baked Curtis:-) hugs jan xx
Moorman Avatar
February 2, 2018 at 3:02 PM
Now that is a cute comment!! You are so witty. The sponsor asked for a silly poem for a 7 year old. Well, silly me, I gave it a shot.
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