The Man Who Was So Dumb

Driving down the interstate it didn’t take long to see It was clear through the pouring rain what was ailing me There’s a sign up ahead, Welcome to Tucson it read I’m coming home where I’m supposed to be There’s a man thumbing for a ride minutes from the town. He’s soaking wet so I stop my truck and I turn around. He climbs in, With a big, fat grin, Grateful for the ride that he’d found. And he said, “thank you kindly mister, I’d given up all hope, My wife and baby daughter are waiting there at home, I’d never want to hurt her, the way her ex had done, He ran off to go and have some fun, And I’m grateful to the man who was so dumb”. I asked if he was willing to have a bite to eat, He said, ”sure don’t worry, it’ll be my treat”. Walked into a bar and grill Shaking off the chill, He started talking a’soon as we found our seats. He said he was coming in from Phoenix where he’d gone to find The ex who hurt his loving wife and left her in a bind, Just to set things right, He didn’t want to fight, He just had to shake the hand of a man so blind. He said, “thank you kindly mister, my car left me stuck, I sure do appreciate a ride in your old truck, My wife must be worried, that I’d do what her ex had done, He ran off to go and have some fun, I’m grateful to the man who was so dumb”. He said, “I just have to show her, not all men are bad, See she was carrying his child; he was all she had, She never got to tell him, Things were looking grim, It’s been two years and now she’s not so sad”. He showed me a picture, I couldn’t believe my eyes, The woman I thought be waiting for me had found a man who’s wise, He wouldn’t hurt her, He’d never desert her, I knew right then I’d have to break those ties. And he said, “thank you kindly mister, I’d given up all hope, My wife and baby daughter are waiting there at home, I’d never want to hurt her the way her ex had done, He ran off to go and have some fun” Then he shook the hand of the man that was so dumb.