The Man On the Moon

There once was a man who lived on the moon all he felt was gloom. All he could feel was blue. Now let's have an analytical review of why the man on the moon was so blue. He had a great pacific view, but no dream to pursue and was a guru. For one all he had for company was a pink cockatoo named Bartholomew who knew how to sing too. A giant kangaroo who went by Pooh and did Kung-Fu. Now from this point of view he shouldn't be so blue. with such company to regard to. Except for the giant kangaroo has the stomach flu. All the cockatoo could do was cut into his body tissue. As to why the man on the moon was so blue he was stuck in a room. With no toilet tissue!