The Malverns

The kettle whistles its approval 
As Felicity listens attentively 
To how I'd been out first thing, 
To climb to the top of the Malvern's, 
Hoping to find the hills peaceful and still 
But finding the beacon fizzy and busy, 
Percolated and punctuated with purposeful people.
The grippy shoes of Mr North Face 
As he woos Cath Kidson,
Practical in her polka dots with her secret pockets 
Where hope springs eternal. 
He is her tonic, makes her complete - 
I pun how she dreams
 To be schwept off her feet. 

I pour out the tea, 
“Well, well, well,” 
I tell Felicity,
“The Malvern's - what an enigma!
A bare bald hill without pomp or circumstance,
Famed for water that contains, 
Nothing.
 Felicity gazes over and agrees as I sip my tea 

“How wonderful to be the outdoors, 
Always live-streamed as ‘great’. 
‘The great outdoors’, 
Never disappoints, never mediocre!” 
Felicity though not a fan of dry humour 
Goes with the flow 
and gazes out of the window at the view. 

Come late evening as shadows 
Chase out and lengthen, 
We transform into giants. 
The lit windows of the villages in miniature below 
Form an advent calendar of not yet Christmas -
A twinkling forever Narnia.

I light the log burner. 
Felicity and I settle 
On the worn, brushed cotton cushions 
Of our cottage. 
Felicity cleans her tricolour fur, 
And purrs. 
While I muse, how lucky we both are.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Crandall Avatar
February 26, 2026 at 6:51 PM
This seems like a nice little outing not withstanding your cats lack of dry humor!
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