The Logic of Shopping

What is it about shopping that Appeals so to the women in my life? And why can’t a man empathize, Or plumb the logic found in “Book of Wife.” Indeed the ideal clothes for men Would be the ones found under Christmas tree! Presumably they fit at least And wife must like them, maybe even me? But from a man’s perspective it Is time that he has saved that really counts! And nothing compensates its loss, Not perfect fit, not two for one discounts! And face it gals, what woman gains By hiding flaws or boosting what’s not there? It’s what he sees when it’s just you, That makes him feel like he’s a zillionaire. Long Tooth December 16, 2016