The Liar's Bench

My old hometown has a restaurant where,
the older men gather with stories to share.
Many are fabled and some “almost” true.
At times I’ve been known to stretch one or two.

Some craft their words like a lawyer on trial.
But the best are delivered in “good-ole-boy” style.
Some doosies, whoppers, and outlandish claims.
Trick is go just so far some doubt remains.

How big was that fish? How tough was that shot?
How fast were you going last ticket you got?
How hard did you have it? How bad could it be?
There’s always one better, just wait and you'll see.

With memories embellished, a sight to behold.
Legends are born from stories they’ve told.
They’ll say what they think if you give one a try.
There’s plenty of coffee. It helps if you buy.

I’ve saved up a few that I can't wait to tell,
from that old corner booth I remember so well.
So, if you’re ever in town, come by and we’ll stop
by the “Liar’s Bench” over at Joe’s Coffee Shop.

Dedicated to my grandpa, Lamar Gardner, and the Ellettsville, IN Village Inn where 
he used to hang out. Every small town has one, go hang out there for awhile, you 
might find a story or two.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Guzzi Avatar
July 23, 2010 at 2:16 PM
Line 13 no period (comma) lowerer case next line..OKies all done VERY minor stuff...polish my poet..polish and buff!
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July 23, 2010 at 2:14 PM
VERY CHARMING VERSE/ Easier & less time comsuming to critique here..if you don't want me too soup mail me. #1 Title Capitalize every word with 4 letters of more / The Liar's Bench # line 4 find a different end rhyme (to strecth a few?)line 5 no period, small case "b" next line/lines 7 &8 are weak take the period off 7 and tweak 8 (perhaps the trick is to go only so far, some doubt remains?)
Keys Avatar
April 19, 2010 at 10:57 AM
Enjoyable read. It brought back memories of past similar situations. Just think, eventually many of us will get to sit at the "liars bench." We all have stories to tell! thank you!
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April 19, 2010 at 7:11 AM
It was a pleasure to read your poetry this morning Kevin. Thank you for sharing your writing. Love, Carol
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