The Liar Vampire

Our sweet breakfast guest was a vampire.
His finger eating I did admire.
Listened to Philharmonic Choir
His falsetto lit the house on fire
Favorite apple pie was a Macintyre
We had purchased them in Lincolnshire
Blood was his favorite drink, his desire.
I thought it looked ugly and smelled rather dire.
He was great as it said in the flyer.
We went swinging on an old black tire.
I was sly, but frankly, he was slyer.
He said he would not turn me. Oh, that liar!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Allison Avatar
January 3, 2020 at 5:32 PM
ha ha ha love it Caren a very clever and witty monorhyme!:-) hugs Jan xx
Krutsinger Avatar
January 4, 2020 at 4:59 AM
Thank you Jan.
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