The Legend of the Poetic Samurai

Lightning flashes across the chilly midnight sky. A warrior rises from the ashes to be a Poetic Samurai. Metaphorically his blazing Katanna blade is just a mere black pen. His poetry is like an explosion from a grenade leaving poets in ruin! He scribbles out names of poets he's slain, and ponders who is next. The rain beats against the window pane, and he wonders of the last poetess he sexed. He made passionate love to her mind, and did things no other man had done. The pen was a sweet taste of sin when he ate her from behind just for fun! After awhile with a smile he discarded her like a rag doll, and focused solely on her boyfriend. The Samurai was determined to poetically kill this slime ball after he was done with his girl for a weekend. But the boyfriend was jealous and shaking with rage, and he challenged the Poetic Samurai. Poetry Soup would be the main stage, for it was do-or-die, and this battle begin to intensify. The Poetic Samurai dominated the poetesses boy toy by placing him in a casket and burying him alive! This demonic poetic warrior was determined to destroy, and he wanted no one to survive! The Samurai battled the poetess and her whole click, spreading terror like the swine flu! The boyfriend got poetically sick, and the samurai beat their cheerleaders black and blue! The poetess, her boyfriend and their soup friends were furious, because of the Samurai's poetic slams. So the boyfriend got personal and serious, because the samurai ate the boyfriends green eggs and ham! The boyfriend could not stomach the samurai's poetic food, so he ran and pulled up the Samurai's criminal background. But the Samurai is a poetic warrior and he continued to smash the dude into the ground leaving his girlfriend spellbound! It is said the boyfriend is poetically dead, he eventually committed suicide! The Samurai left a trail of bloodshed across the soup and worldwide. It is said the poetess ran away, she could not take it anymore. I guess being sliced and diced by poetic swordplay was hard to ignore! So the Poetic Samurai begins to retire, but he keeps his pen ready for a challenger. He patiently waits to wrap another poet in barbed wire and swing the Excaliber!!!