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The Latest Dance

There was a pretty young maiden from France Much too modest to try the latest dance -- She got some advice It worked in a trice -- Let loose an ant colony down her pants

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Date: 8/22/2019 4:16:00 PM
Excellent Gershon. Made me laugh out loud. How did you think of that? Hope all is well my friend. Ron
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Date: 8/22/2019 8:36:00 PM
I was talking to my aunt. LOL. :) gw
Date: 8/22/2019 8:02:00 AM
Well, not so sure that would be a very attractive dance especially if it were fire ants. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara
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Date: 8/22/2019 10:13:00 AM
Not to worry, Sara: The fire ants are only found at the resort on 'Fire Island.' LOL. Thanks for the comment. Best wishes, gw
Date: 8/22/2019 3:26:00 AM
Haha my god , she must have moved.
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Date: 8/22/2019 10:12:00 AM
Heck, she would have been 'antsy' anyway, just standing around with nothing to do. Thanks, Tom. Best wishes, gw
Date: 8/21/2019 11:26:00 PM
G'day Gershon … just the thing to get in all the grooves Gershon - thanks Mate - Lindsay
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Date: 8/22/2019 10:12:00 AM
Yup. She'll be moving and grooving, for sure! Thanks, Lindsay. ~ gw
Date: 8/21/2019 8:34:00 PM
lol...i heard it said ants in your pants will make you dance, but i think i'll pass... cute poem :) hugs
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Date: 8/21/2019 9:18:00 PM
---if not make you 'nervous in the service.' LOL. :) gw