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The Latest Dance

There was a pretty young maiden from France
Much too modest to try the latest dance --
   She got some advice
   It worked in a trice -- 
Let loose an ant colony down her pants

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2019

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Ronald D Thompson

August 22, 2019 at 4:16 PM

Excellent Gershon. Made me laugh out loud. How did you think of that? Hope all is well my friend. Ron

August 22, 2019 at 8:36 PM

I was talking to my aunt. LOL. :) gw

August 22, 2019 at 8:02 AM

Well, not so sure that would be a very attractive dance especially if it were fire ants. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara

August 22, 2019 at 10:13 AM

Not to worry, Sara: The fire ants are only found at the resort on 'Fire Island.' LOL. Thanks for the comment. Best wishes, gw

August 22, 2019 at 3:26 AM

Haha my god , she must have moved.

August 22, 2019 at 10:12 AM

Heck, she would have been 'antsy' anyway, just standing around with nothing to do. Thanks, Tom. Best wishes, gw

August 21, 2019 at 11:26 PM

G'day Gershon … just the thing to get in all the grooves Gershon - thanks Mate - Lindsay

August 22, 2019 at 10:12 AM

Yup. She'll be moving and grooving, for sure! Thanks, Lindsay. ~ gw

August 21, 2019 at 8:34 PM

lol...i heard it said ants in your pants will make you dance, but i think i'll pass... cute poem :) hugs

August 21, 2019 at 9:18 PM

---if not make you 'nervous in the service.' LOL. :) gw

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