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The Latest Dance

There was a pretty young maiden from France Much too modest to try the latest dance -- She got some advice It worked in a trice -- Let loose an ant colony down her pants

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Ronald D Thompson

Date: 8/22/2019 4:16:00 PM

Excellent Gershon. Made me laugh out loud. How did you think of that? Hope all is well my friend. Ron

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/22/2019 8:36:00 PM

I was talking to my aunt. LOL. :) gw

Sara Kendrick

Date: 8/22/2019 8:02:00 AM

Well, not so sure that would be a very attractive dance especially if it were fire ants. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/22/2019 10:13:00 AM

Not to worry, Sara: The fire ants are only found at the resort on 'Fire Island.' LOL. Thanks for the comment. Best wishes, gw

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/22/2019 3:26:00 AM

Haha my god , she must have moved.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/22/2019 10:12:00 AM

Heck, she would have been 'antsy' anyway, just standing around with nothing to do. Thanks, Tom. Best wishes, gw

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/21/2019 11:26:00 PM

G'day Gershon … just the thing to get in all the grooves Gershon - thanks Mate - Lindsay

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/22/2019 10:12:00 AM

Yup. She'll be moving and grooving, for sure! Thanks, Lindsay. ~ gw

Sandra Adams

Date: 8/21/2019 8:34:00 PM

lol...i heard it said ants in your pants will make you dance, but i think i'll pass... cute poem :) hugs

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/21/2019 9:18:00 PM

---if not make you 'nervous in the service.' LOL. :) gw