The Joker of the John

The Joker of the John By Elton Camp When the dispenser gets empty, all will fume But won’t put paper in the executive restroom To put on a new roll is just way too undignified And it would become the job of anyone spied But Robert simply loves a good practical joke Thought of one that with glee made him choke With a roll of duct tape and a felt marker pen He played a very funny joke on the office’s men And this is what Robert then proceeded to do Left duct tape & note, “How desperate are you?” But the company president went in for a dump And then angrily on the toilet door did thump “Whoever’s the one who pulled this stupid trick If I learn his name, he’s going to be fired quick!” Robert kept his eyes glued to his computer screen And he surely did hope that he hadn’t been seen