The Interview

PD reporting live on the soup, with Worlds most wanted criminal poets. Standing here with the POETS. MOST. WANTED. Tipsters Host John (What ?) With an exclusive update on criminal poets, captured and on the run. Switching over to you John, "Thank you, Sid, let us give thanks to all the P.M.W. tipsters." alerting the poet authority. Here we have our lovely F.B.I. agent Andrea Dietrich (Andy) & U.S. Marshal Shirley Harrison (S.H.) P.W. Tipsters helped the capture of one infamous fugitive Nikko Palmario, a poetess going contest crazy. F.B.I. Agent (Andy) ended the manhunt tracking her down in the Philippines. (Andy), says" this convicted poet addict and comment crusader, gave us a fun run" Christopher Brantley, still at large U.S. Marshall (S.H.) says, "This brilliant fugitive leaves no trace." A dangerous poet posting comments longer than his poetry. Leaving a distinction of excellence in any short form. PW. tipsters Demand him to be brought down to poetic justice. A tip led Marshall (S.H.) to the most notorious blond bombshell on the soup. Captured on her vacation Linda Marie Bariana, lost control of her blond moment. Paralyzing her laptop with sand. Covering to other crimes with too much poetry rhyme. Her # 1 crime, entering a dark poet contest, too bad for this SWEETHEART who has too much shine. Wanted in all nations Lynette Chachere a realistic poetic criminal against reality & dreams. F.B.I.(Andy) Says"Our sweet Lynn, carries a weapon against all Enigma wonders." A shameful crime to bring down a poet's spirit with an intervening of her intense poetry. F.B.I. Most wanted poetic lunatics, Billy the Kidder, with a Mental Poet Disorder. A maniac on the rampage, a poet who lost it, with a crime slamming himself.