The Interview

PD reporting live on the soup, with Worlds most wanted criminal poets.
Standing here with the  POETS. MOST. WANTED. Tipsters Host John (What ?) 
With an exclusive update on criminal poets, captured and on the run.
Switching over to you John, 
"Thank you, Sid, let us give thanks to all the P.M.W. tipsters." alerting the poet authority.
Here we have our lovely F.B.I. agent Andrea Dietrich (Andy) & U.S. Marshal Shirley Harrison
(S.H.)

P.W. Tipsters helped the capture of one infamous fugitive Nikko Palmario, a  poetess going 
contest crazy. 
F.B.I. Agent (Andy) ended the manhunt tracking her down in the Philippines.
(Andy), says" this convicted poet addict and comment crusader, gave us a fun run"

Christopher Brantley, still at large U.S. Marshall (S.H.) says, "This brilliant fugitive leaves no 
trace."
A dangerous poet posting comments longer than his poetry. Leaving a distinction of 
excellence 
in any short form.  PW. tipsters Demand him to be brought down to poetic justice.

A tip led Marshall (S.H.) to the most notorious blond bombshell on the soup.
Captured on her vacation Linda Marie Bariana, lost control of her blond moment.
Paralyzing her laptop with sand. Covering to other crimes with too much poetry rhyme.
Her # 1 crime, entering a dark poet contest, too bad for this SWEETHEART who has too much 
shine.         

Wanted in all nations Lynette Chachere a realistic poetic criminal against reality & dreams.
F.B.I.(Andy) Says"Our sweet Lynn, carries a weapon against all Enigma wonders."
A shameful crime to bring down a poet's spirit with an intervening of her intense poetry.

F.B.I. Most wanted poetic lunatics, Billy the Kidder, with a Mental Poet Disorder.
A maniac on the rampage, a poet who lost it, with a crime slamming himself.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Austin Avatar
December 14, 2016 at 11:26 AM
I'll look for these criminals faces on the post office wall. Congrats on this tabloid article being selected. Love, daver
Seal Avatar
May 26, 2013 at 6:39 PM
How you feeling
Horsman Avatar
December 21, 2012 at 5:23 AM
you should do two versions one for the contest and the other for here... always a little scary mensioning names ina poem, some one always gets left out.....
Rhinem Avatar
July 9, 2010 at 7:34 AM
Smile ~ "Mail For 'The Precious Lady!!!'":) ~
A  Avatar
June 13, 2010 at 11:38 AM
NICE THANxS-SKAT
Kapoor Avatar
June 11, 2010 at 3:36 AM
In your style you have again surprised everyone by creating a unique piece of writing. A brilliant way of bouncing your heart felts. Great write. But I still feel that you have much more great skills in your hand and I shall be waiting for that poetry to come from your seasoned pen my friend which we all expect from you. Many thanks for your most valued and precious comments on my Poems. Love and best wishes.....Ravindra Poet D.
Thekidster Avatar
June 9, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Thanks for the "honorable" mention. I see you saved the best for last in Part 1. Also, I like your strategy with the name dropping of everyone. Pretty much gaurantees comments from all of them. You're a smart little firecracker aren't you? Best Wishes Always Your Majesty, Kidster
Kendrick Avatar
June 9, 2010 at 5:44 AM
Interesting approach that you have used in this one...Keep the creative pen flowing..Sara
K. Avatar
June 9, 2010 at 12:47 AM
soupmail! ;)
K. Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 11:54 PM
Oh my goodness, this is just Brilliant & so much fun, p.d. ^_^! You're brilliant to come up with this, can't wait to see the 2nd part! btw, sorry for the late reply--just broke myself out ;)--was placed under maximum security, under the super tight surveillance of my 4 yr old nephew & 3 yr old niece ;p--it's totally my pleasure to be in this PMW list ;) --now lemme see who else is on it!!
Sweetheart Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 9:02 PM
FANTASTIC.. and CLASSY too... am so honored to be "criminalized" with the best of them.. Nikko and Lynette, my buddies, Andrea ..wow... Chris and Shirley.. more WOW .. this was excellent P.D. .. good luck in the contest.. but how are u going to enter ..its in two parts? .. tricky one... am honored by your brilliant words..luv.. "Sweetheart" BBF BBF BBF...
Harrison Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 8:32 PM
Oh, this is cute! I love it!
Dietrich Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 7:24 PM
PS/ I see some people, such as Lynette, doing super long poems that scroll down forever and ever. Gosh, how do they do it?? Ask her what her secret is. I think she told me once, but I didn't get what she was talking about! (andy)
Dietrich Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 7:23 PM
P.D. I am SO GLAD to see it here. Yeah for you!!! Sorry it took me so long to get here and view it. I really really hope this places you high in the contest and I'm sorry that it did not all fit on one page. I did not know what you were talking about in your last message to me, I had no idea it was so long that it could not fit on one box. That happened to me twice here and I kept whittling down my writing so I could make it fit. It's a real pain. This is so good, P.D. LUv,Andrea
White Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 6:31 PM
Tis great- big smiles here- So now we have initials for ya P.D.S.L.A.- Poet Slayer? Hmmm
Comstock Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 5:57 PM
this is really funny . enjoyed it a whole lot
Trevino Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 5:04 PM
Lol how funnyX). I'm all tuned in to this report... geee i can't believe how creative this (you) are lol. I'm going to continue on this write, =(^.^)=Royal
King Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 2:54 PM
This is a very creative, hilarious poem. I loved it.
Brantley Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 1:21 PM
"A dangerous poet posting comments longer than his poetry" Hahaha. You got me.
Cobb Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 1:06 PM
this is hilarious and very creative. i loved it.
Chachere Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 12:46 PM
lol. theKidster slamming himself.now that was funny, you did a great job here P.D. haha, enigma is a wonder isn't it, speak your mind, its needed, but it will always be spoken in wonder by me here on the soup, for now.its better for it to be kept in only question, or i'll have to block you with my weapons.jkk. this is cool.(: i don't think i need to say good luck to you.on to the next. -Always&Forever Lynette
A   Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 11:11 AM
to all readers and the soup I had full permission to use all the names on my contest entry. fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn thank you guys,..p.d.
A  Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 10:23 AM
HERE U R. HERE IS THE ONE U TOLD ME OF. SEND U SOUP MAIL. REPLY. gtc. s.k.a.t.
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