The Infamous Finger

___________ Their are some-things' That I don't like to linger But, I was sleeping Last night... I am a great big dreamer ------ I got up out of my bed In the middle of the night I went to my desk, To get in the Inter-Net sight ----- I know that I am not The smartest thing I'm not really bright But, I saw some-thing If bothered' me all night It was some-thing That the browser Did, It stuck in my head ----- I was looking on the sight For Jerry Springer And you know what that Browser did/// It gave me the " finger' ------ I am the kind of man I'm meek and polite Not the kind to start A fight... ---- But, wrong is wrong And right is right But, that darn machine It gave me the finger all night.. ---- Now I wasn't mad or really scared But, I couldn't find any-thing That I wanted, so I went back to be.... Their were thing's about That. that I really dread Because that " Nasty Incident " Kept sticking in my head.. ----- Now, I don't mind you giving Me the finger.... But, don't point at me ------ And on that thought I will let it linger... GF