The Idle Chatterer

“did you see what gaga was wearing when…did you hear that justin & selena were…do you know that angelina & brad have…how about jay-z & beyoncé with the new…still, taylor swift she’s gonna… then on saturday johnny’s got a…don’t pretend like willow won’t be the next will because…katy & russell gone splits but…the kardashians the kardashians the kardashians…no no, i don’t believe that kristen stewart would ever…you know nicky kidman’s nose isn’t…scarlett’s so hard up for a date she…jenny from the block she just won’t accept the fact that she’s over the hill…yup & then there’s tom cruise you know he’s got katie locked up in his basement…and will rihanna do a song with chris now after all that happened…and the olsen twins... megan fox getting’ her tats removed… and you know nicki’s ass isn’t real because do ya think do ya think do ya think do ya think do ya think anything else matters?”