The Haunting Adventures of a Dirty Blonde Knight- Avalanche On a Honeymoon
Peasant girl was now a knight’s wife
Enjoying the step up in life
For a spell
She left the desert in order for the two to gel
One day working the romantic wishing well
Relationship was not a kiss and tell
Still giving the honeymoon a try
With the trusting coyote companion at her side
Acting like the survival guide
Both enjoying the outdoor air
Not noticing a potential scare
Hidden inside the snow covered mountains
Melting water like a fountain
Things started to shake and stir
An avalanche rumbled and purred
Running back to the couple’s enchanting suite
Hoping her beau the knight could perform a heroic feat
Opening the door Mrs. Knight feeling frozen heat
Yelled, “oh sweet!”
No need to repeat
The knight with the golden locks
Was there when opportunity knocks
“It is my goal
To be ever so bold,”
Giving him a hug
On their matrimony rug
“An avalanche went on a power play
I do not know what to say!”
After kissing
Knight with golden locks went listening
Coming up quickly with a goal
To fight the crumbling cold
Another avalanche suddenly occurred
Two lovers watched the escaping birds
Realizing there was a problem
And they were at the bottom
Penalizing nature claiming event foul
One on one netter after which the knight took a bow
Feeling nice and secure
Still having a bride every so pure
Fascinated with her mate’s idea that was a cure
Everything seemed clear
Until in his ear
Came the words “oh dear”
Avalanche took another shot
Slab of ice looking for a resting stop
“Honey, please make it stop?”
Our faithful knight
Was turning a seasonal fluffy white
Needed extra time to think
Avalanche pushing him to the brink
Grabbing his magic stone
Asking for assistance he did groan
Suddenly everything was calm
No sound of a wintry bomb
Success in hand
Once again the world no longer in a jam
“Touché!” the knight did command
Disaster avoided from a well thought out plan
Due to the knight with golden locks taking a stand
And building the mystical dam
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