The Gods Must Be Crazy

The gods must be crazy to create such bad logic, To validate suffering, pain and distress, they tick, To allow their existence, ‘cos that’s what logic’s for, Logic defines the systems and structures which soar. They must be mad to claim bad weather, all year, Intervention only points to their responsibility here, Natural phenomena stands proud with autonomy, In independence they have expression in taxonomy. And those car accidents! Ah, how folks claim them, As god’s doing, for the victim’s edification, ahem; Joni Eareckson Tada thinks her diving accident divine, And happened for a godly reason, for her to consign! Christians are sour to equate a healthy man with god, Rather than a woman who’s disabled and LBQT, odd, Because worship should elevate up only when it should, As it offsets a prejudice, imbalance or personality mood. Or even a coloured person as god would be far better, Than a white male that so permeates art and literature, ‘Cos the subliminal has such a strong, pervasive effect, That some gods today should be dismissed as a defect.