The Gods' Family Tree

An Egyptian I never could be,
but since reading of their history,
in limerick form
I now write to inform
my friends of the Gods’ family tree.

From “Waters of Chaos” came Nun,
the only God under the sun.
The first piece of ground
rose up as a mound.
Hun stood there and coughed up a son!

Hun spat out the God of Air, Shu,
and he spat out a cute goddess too.
Tefnut was her name.
Moisture was her fame.
She and Shu beget children - two!

Their son was named Geb; the girl, Nut.
I’m not sure how to say her name, but
I sure like to say
Goddess Sky’s name the way
that rhymes with the famous King Tut.

When he laughed, the son Geb, “God of Earth,”
made the earth shake beneath his great girth.
I think Geb is busy
in modern days, for he
quakes often, for he’s fond of mirth!

For the tale to proceed, there ensued
some more incest, and not to be crude,
Nut, the Goddess of Sky,
got it on with the guy,
King of Earth, and they had a big brood.

There came forth from their coupling,
Queen Isis and a new Earth King,
Osiris, who was
a good king because
he ruled all rebirth, a great thing!

One son, against harmony, came
to kill Osiris, and his name
was Seth; once again
like the story of Cain -
an envious brother to blame.

But Seth got his just desserts when,
having married his Mom Isis, then
he was killed by HIS son,
named Horus, who won
the throne, and so “good” ruled again.

From Seshat to Sekmet to Rah,
Gods were worshipped by ancients with awe.
You’d have worshipped them too
had you been born to do
your poems on papyrus. Ha ha.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Cavanaugh Avatar
September 17, 2013 at 2:02 PM
Not only is this poem hilariously funny but required some research as well. Great work. Love your last line. This is such a witty poem.
A   Avatar
January 17, 2012 at 7:24 PM
suoer...p.d.
Ekpemandu Avatar
August 29, 2011 at 4:30 PM
nice poem
Onclaud Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 12:47 PM
great story teller you are, andie.... enjoyed this! ..… special KUDOS to you for a captivating win!...huggs!
Williams Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 8:31 AM
hey Andrea congrats on a great win David
Brown Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 7:47 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved placement in Tracie's "Write like an Egyptian" contest Andrea. Love, Carol
Mehta Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 7:39 AM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of tracie,andrea
Mannan Avatar
August 24, 2011 at 11:31 PM
This is some awesome work hun. And the form used is cool. You always have a surprise in every one of your gems. many congrats for this win.
Babcock Avatar
August 24, 2011 at 10:53 PM
Wow you did a great write with this one and what a story you told. love phyl
Sweetheart Avatar
August 24, 2011 at 10:12 PM
Congrats Andrea on a superb win in the contest with this fantastic write my friend.. knew it would top the charts luv..
Guzzi Avatar
August 24, 2011 at 9:06 PM
YOu are too funny although I do NOt think any of the creation myths are any LESS funny ;) Congrad's on this creative ditty winning! Light & Love
Edwards Avatar
August 24, 2011 at 8:05 PM
Congrats on your 4th place win in my contest Andrea...i loved it xxx
Johnson Avatar
August 23, 2011 at 1:54 AM
Bad ol Seth did he cheat death, son Horus fixed his wagon, politics just right of left, and sucked upon a flagon:)
Marcum Wong Avatar
August 22, 2011 at 3:39 AM
How can anyone top this one Andrea. I just finished mine, but it sounds too much like history to post, and after reading yours I think I will just keep it to remind myself in which order the Egyptian Gods came into being. This is just wonderful! A winner for sure.
Sweetheart Avatar
August 21, 2011 at 5:01 PM
this is a show stopper piece Andrea.. eloquently penned with a message of great importance luv.. amazing lines of creativity to enthrall us all my friend.. if for a contest.. a winner luv..
Foulk Avatar
August 21, 2011 at 3:10 PM
a great write. i got on the computer i have one hour, i have to type fast and i keep making mistakes. thank you for commenting on my poem, when i get home i will try to get the internet working, if not then i won't be back , it cost 85.00 dollars to have a tech come out, and i won't ha ve it after the 27th of aug.
Neels Avatar
August 21, 2011 at 2:55 PM
You did great with this Andrea, sure hope to see it on the winner's list. Hope your weekend is going great, love Wilma
Onclaud Avatar
August 21, 2011 at 5:42 AM
andie, and you said you can;t do anything egyptian??.. woot here with some fanciful lines that make this piece truly engaging.. arent we goddesses, lol.. winning wishes! :) huggs, nette
Peranteau Avatar
August 20, 2011 at 8:50 PM
LOL, I hope not ! *smiles* I'd hope, If'n I were born in those; "Mythical Days, Dayz; Some one would share with me, the Almighty, Jehovah ! Great write though dear poet ! Have a blessed night my friend ! Much love, james
Maverick Avatar
August 20, 2011 at 2:40 PM
A livley and well put together write Andrea, enjoyed my poet friend..
Ball Avatar
August 20, 2011 at 12:24 PM
A really good entry for the contest my friend. And you really did your homework on these guys. A winner for first place for sure. Great job. God Bless, JB
Kendrick Avatar
August 20, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Weird that we would have had a whole different outlook on life had we been born at a different time and place..Enjoyed reading your simplified story of the Gods of Egypt..I bet it was not easy to write though..Good luck in the contest..It reads like a winner to me..Sara
Horne Avatar
August 20, 2011 at 9:06 AM
Wow, this is seriously impressive stuff, my friend - I don't think I could have kept up the limerick form like this. Hope this is a big, big winner : ) Yes, I see some of my old poems have had the chop too
Smith Avatar
August 20, 2011 at 8:53 AM
You are the limerick queen, too. Like the word play and the laugh at the end.
Poet Avatar
August 20, 2011 at 3:19 AM
Wow...God's family tree in limericks....that's great.Very informative and witty write Andrea.I am curious to know whether you have maintained those meter requirement perfect through out the poem..(as i am unable to understand that).Best wishes:)
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