The Giant Hat

Wacko Jack from Ballarat
Built the most enormous hat,
Made of canvas with a great big brim,
Three storeys tall with a velvet trim.

Some dogs howled, while babies cried
When they saw Jack's hat he wore with pride,
Old ladies gulped while others grinned,
Until one day a howling wind
Saw Jack take off, up he went,
Sailing high like a flying tent,
He yelled out loud with a face so grim,
"Next time I"ll make a smaller brim."

That same night when it was late,
A UFO spotted above Bass Strait,
But it was only Jack still holding on
To the flying hat that'd gone so wrong.


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Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 1/9/2016 4:30:00 AM
Greetings John. Congrats for being featured in the Poetry Soup home page!! ;-)
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Date: 2/1/2015 2:51:00 PM
HI JOHN, CONGRATS on your win ~ SKAT ~
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Date: 1/30/2015 1:29:00 AM
Can anyone tell me what contest i won please with , 'The Giant Hat.' Kind regards-John
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Eve Roper
Date: 1/30/2015 8:24:00 AM
1 - A Very Lousy Dragon Poem John Wulf Click on • Contest • Poetry Contest winners You will be on the page
Date: 1/29/2015 6:25:00 PM
oh my so funny John congrats on win hugs 7
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John Williams
Date: 1/30/2015 1:25:00 AM
Thanks Shadow--glad you enjoyed and the poem gave you a laugh. I write mostly comedy for adults & children. John
Date: 1/29/2015 1:47:00 PM
This made me giggle John many congrats:-) Hugs Jan xx
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John Williams
Date: 1/30/2015 1:27:00 AM
Thanks Jan, I'm glad you enjoyed it---hang to hat when you're gardening. Kind regards------John
Date: 1/29/2015 1:15:00 PM
Congratulations on your very humorous win, a 7, John. Eve
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John Williams
Date: 1/30/2015 1:28:00 AM
Thank you Eve, I hope it brought a smile to your face. Kind regards-----John
Date: 1/28/2015 11:25:00 PM
Congrats on win in "Humor Contest" John. God bless. Love
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John Williams
Date: 1/29/2015 1:51:00 AM
Thank you Rajat-- i am glad you enjoyed it---when your outside don't wear too big a hat---you never know!
Date: 12/11/2014 9:32:00 AM
LOL, John. I love humor. Great write!
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Date: 12/8/2014 9:37:00 PM
you're an imaginative person, it made me laugh a little, I wish to read more of your poems. -whispering plants
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Date: 11/30/2014 6:23:00 PM
nice write, enjoyed it very much, well done
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Date: 11/30/2014 10:42:00 AM
Amusing AND Funy...
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