The Funniest Poem You Will Ever Read, Or, Confession
"Leave 'ere! Leave 'ere!" she said. "I love you not."
The toxic fumes of hate did fill my eye.
"There, there." Javier said. "She's just a thot."
"That hoe deserveth neither you, nor I."
I love too hard, but do know to let go.
I'm occupied with matters and mischief.
Only will I let my feelings show
When I do feel one's tongue, skin, and young breath.
To keep this healthy mind from going mad,
i turn to music and my honest songs
Truly, a web of lies and sin is sad.
And every saint will die from a man's wrong.
Knowing one day I will face certain doom
I masturbate in a public bathroom.
Copyright © Joey Unknown | Year Posted 2023
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