The Frustrating Game of Golf

Why don't they make golf holes bigger What were they damn well thinking of? It would make things a lot easier for "Don J" He wouldn't have to fudge the truth BTW his “J” middle initial stands for “Janice” The holes are ridiculously tiny anyway And they're so damn far away as well Isn't there a standard distance to each hole He was the Prez so he could've made a law I'm sure the “Tiger” would feel the same way Perhaps twenty yards would be good What do all you guys think???
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Tor Avatar
September 14, 2022 at 6:20 AM
Jack I have a solution bring a shovel and make the holes bigger, what say you???
Ellison Avatar
September 14, 2022 at 6:39 AM
Pretty sure that would solve the problem and Donald J would be over joyed! LOL
Wolf Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 8:54 PM
Holy, Holy, Holy is the Lord of the Holes. ~ J.R. Tolkien
Ellison Avatar
September 11, 2022 at 8:44 AM
LOL You are sure a well read man GW!
Hankins Avatar
September 8, 2022 at 9:25 AM
I agree, Jack...wholeheartedly. And why must they put a pond between the tee and the cup? I sunk about twenty balls into that damned pond before giving up, going home, and selling my clubs in a yard sale! Yes!!!
Ellison Avatar
September 8, 2022 at 12:13 PM
A squish or a splash? I can honestly say I've never actually played a round of golf! The hole is far to small... ridiculous!
Lawless Avatar
September 8, 2022 at 11:08 AM
When I attempted to play I was told that I should use my clubs as divining rods because it seemed wherever I hit the ball it landed with a S Q U I S H
Ellison Avatar
September 8, 2022 at 9:36 AM
Did you make a bunch of money I hope? Golf can be a very frustrating game at the best of times!
Cunningham Avatar
September 8, 2022 at 8:00 AM
Come to think of it they are rather small, it would make winning easier lol. Tom
Ellison Avatar
September 8, 2022 at 8:32 AM
Sure are... it's ridiculous! It's a wonder all golfers don't go looney! lol
Lawless Avatar
September 8, 2022 at 4:56 AM
Put your footy, back flap, PJ's on Jack and don't fall out of the golf cart.....
Ellison Avatar
September 8, 2022 at 5:02 AM
That's the danger, eh John, when us older guys are driving! LOL
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