The Frustrating Game of Golf
Why don't they make golf holes bigger
What were they damn well thinking of?
It would make things a lot easier for "Don J"
He wouldn't have to fudge the truth
BTW his “J” middle initial stands for “Janice”
The holes are ridiculously tiny anyway
And they're so damn far away as well
Isn't there a standard distance to each hole
He was the Prez so he could've made a law
I'm sure the “Tiger” would feel the same way
Perhaps twenty yards would be good
What do all you guys think???
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2022
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