The Fours

There was a gal Who really wanted me She did stalk me! Then finally had me Don't say those words That enemies did say You're better than that On that one night When we first met I was with mates Drinking and so loud Karate style run in off McDonald's style! He stared their eyes Gave them the V You silly stupid Jimmy Do trouble in style They looked for me Found me in a pub Bouncer asked me safe? What do you think? Then she found me Lady she claimed me We left the pub Karate lads after us Pool guy did moan Lady potted his balls! Bouncer barred us both She's not my galfriend I told the bouncer But she was later It all changed then With her that day No more karate issues For it was fine My bossy mum approved Only galfriend she liked I grew up then Took no more My fine lovely lady 1992 times I remember Where is she now?