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The Fireplace Channel

The fireplace channel was on our TV this morning Got sweltering hot, let experience of mine be a warning Don't try this on your own You'll swelter to the bone Need a change of undies as sweat spots are forming

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Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/25/2017 8:24:00 AM

No need for a fireplace here//52 degrees upon wakeup — I cheer!//Pink sky sunrise//75 on Xmas, surprise!//I'm grinning from ear to ear! WHITE CHRISTMAS? BAH HUMBUG!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/25/2017 8:39:00 AM

Now you've lost the spirit!!! It's a glorious freaking cold day here but there's still a warm feeling in my bum!!! MERY MERRY!!!

Silent One

Date: 12/25/2017 7:41:00 AM

Crazy some of the things on TV, brainwashing your brain if you see. But Jack is no sheep, he just falls asleep. His motto: sleep, eat, write and pee!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/25/2017 7:45:00 AM

A very good motto... everyone should adopt it!!! Cheers!

Silent One

Date: 12/25/2017 7:35:00 AM

I wrote a limerick on here, but the site crashed! Now, I don't remember it lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/25/2017 7:43:00 AM

YUP!!! Overwhelmed it was... no surprise!!! That sucks the big one though!!! Anyhoooo... Merriest of merrys good friend!!!!!!

Silent One

Date: 12/25/2017 7:13:00 AM

A fireplace channel??? Seriously? lol!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/25/2017 7:30:00 AM

Saves on the heating bill!!! LOL