Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

The Fireplace Channel

The fireplace channel was on our TV this morning
Got sweltering hot, let experience of mine be a warning
Don't try this on your own
You'll swelter to the bone
Need a change of undies as sweat spots are forming

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Lim'Rik Flats December 25, 2017 at 8:24 AM No need for a fireplace here//52 degrees upon wakeup — I cheer!//Pink sky sunrise//75 on Xmas, surprise!//I'm grinning from ear to ear! WHITE CHRISTMAS? BAH HUMBUG! Jack Ellison December 25, 2017 at 8:39 AM Now you've lost the spirit!!! It's a glorious freaking cold day here but there's still a warm feeling in my bum!!! MERY MERRY!!!

Silent One December 25, 2017 at 7:41 AM Crazy some of the things on TV, brainwashing your brain if you see. But Jack is no sheep, he just falls asleep. His motto: sleep, eat, write and pee! Jack Ellison December 25, 2017 at 7:45 AM A very good motto... everyone should adopt it!!! Cheers!

Silent One December 25, 2017 at 7:35 AM I wrote a limerick on here, but the site crashed! Now, I don't remember it lol Jack Ellison December 25, 2017 at 7:43 AM YUP!!! Overwhelmed it was... no surprise!!! That sucks the big one though!!! Anyhoooo... Merriest of merrys good friend!!!!!!

Silent One December 25, 2017 at 7:13 AM A fireplace channel??? Seriously? lol! Jack Ellison December 25, 2017 at 7:30 AM Saves on the heating bill!!! LOL