Jack Ellison Poet Narrative

The F-Bomb Has Been Replaced

The F-Bomb has been replaced

As the naughtiest word in the english language

By this new extremely naughty four letter word

Yup! You guessed it... SNOW!!!

The notorious S-Bomb!

Parents shudder when their wee one utters it in public

Oh the shame of it all

The parents try so hard to bring their kids up

As upstanding, polite, law abiding little fellows

And then this... they feel like total failures

“I don't give an S-Bomb!” the little guy shouts out at the mall

The parents cringed with embarrassment

Another time he was heard to yell out at McDonald's

“I hate these S-Bombing Chicken McNuggets”

So now you see, punishment is definitely in order

The parents had to lay down the law...

“Go to your S-Bombing room!

You are not allowed to play on your X-Box

For a whole S-Bombing week”!



© Jack Ellison 2014

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Carol Eastman February 8, 2014 at 7:34 AM For you it's an S Bomb! For us it's D Bomb! As in the most totally, and innocently destructive thing ever! D Dragon! D Dragon is way more powerful than S Snow. We had snow last night. D Dragon Plowed thru it like a snow plow to get D mail! The snow did fly... Not to mention D Mail Man! I know! I promised D Dragon would be replaced by D Penguins... But S happens, you know! D Hubby was impressed at how fast d mail man could peal out in S snow on a snow mobile! Clever! He knows how to go in S Snow.

Tim Smith February 7, 2014 at 10:37 PM HaHa...more of that s*** tomorrow .....Tim Jack Ellison February 8, 2014 at 6:06 AM WHATTA WINTER!!! U-G-L-Y!!!!!

Russell Sivey February 7, 2014 at 9:43 PM Yes, for a whole snow week! This is a wonderful write my friend! I certainly enjoyed reading this pleasantly hilarious poem this evening! The S-bomb, ha ha, it seems to be a bad word this year. May we not have any more snow for the rest of this winter! Great Work!! Jack Ellison February 8, 2014 at 6:08 AM Methinks that S-Bombing stuff is letting up for a bit but it ain't done yet!