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Everyone has probably said it before, whether to yourself or out loud. It's not a very nice word but sometimes it can make pain feel a whole heck of a lot better...lol Perhaps this will be a fun one for my next contest (hint) so prepare people :)

The F Bomb

It's not a nice word...but sometimes I do say 
The F bomb word...when I get carried away 
I said it this morning...when I hit my left thumb 
Smashed with a hammer...throbbing and numb
 
Before that, I said it...a few weeks ago 
When I went with my friends...to a comedy show 
I fell off my chair...and I turned a bit red 
Everyone just laughed...when they heard what I said
 
Another time I said it...it just flew from my tongue 
When attacked by some bees...three times I was stung 
I screamed bloody hell...and everyone heard 
I ran like a blind monkey...and shouted that word
 
One time I said it...when I walked bare foot on the floor 
I stubbed my little toe...on the side of the door 
Most of you have done that...and you know of the pain 
You probably said the F bomb...and cried just the same
 
I say it sometimes... and I know it's not nice 
But I've said it a bit more...than just once or twice 
But mostly I say it...when I just can't keep calm 
Yep, that's right...I've said, the F bomb
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Laurie Avatar
November 28, 2018 at 6:05 PM
G'day Charles … I've found it works when attempting to start a cantankerous lawn mower - neighbours rush in and fix the problem - thanks Charles - Lindsay
Wolf Avatar
November 24, 2018 at 10:01 PM
There once was a 5-year old girl who told her mom that she'd learned the f-word in school. Her mom told her "No, no! Never say it!" The little girl grinned and out it came: "Fagina, mommy. I know what fagina means." (F-bomb, Junior). LOL. Season's best, Charlie! ~ Gershon
Kitchin Avatar
November 23, 2018 at 4:58 AM
Loved this funny poem, I think we all have used the F bomb at times!
Cunningham Avatar
November 22, 2018 at 3:07 PM
Haha Charlie , I've done the hammer more than once , I say oh gosh, ( not really) Tom. Well written.
Messina Avatar
November 22, 2018 at 3:29 PM
Lol Thank you, Tom Happy Thanksgiving...Charlie
Gondolf Avatar
November 22, 2018 at 1:37 PM
Enjoyed this one, Charles, it gave me a little giggle, we’ve all gone there. John
Messina Avatar
November 22, 2018 at 3:30 PM
Thank you, John. I’m sure lol Happy Thanksgiving
Pigeon Tart Avatar
November 22, 2018 at 8:48 AM
Giggles! ;)
Messina Avatar
November 22, 2018 at 8:52 AM
:) he he
Gauthier Avatar
November 22, 2018 at 8:43 AM
What a delightful confession, Charlie.
Messina Avatar
November 22, 2018 at 8:52 AM
:) Thank you, Line
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