The Enterprise of Divorce

If I were to make my X-wife’s fury into a Star Trek analogy It may end up looking quite similar to the Wrath of Khan Each bridge red and smoky, ‘Red Alert’ til it’s annoying As I ask for counsel from my trusted, “Suggestions, Mr. Spock” "If we are all one And there is no separation Perhaps the birth pains have begun For your soul’s evolution Perhaps she is you All the while you are she Now the test is what will you do To your ‘perceived’ enemy? Possibly my most helpful tip If you want to move to another level If you were to destroy her ship You may really destroy yourself This scenario is quite similar When the transporter had that quirk When you beamed through the transporter Producing a ‘good’ and an ‘evil’ Kirk There is no logic to her actions Evidence this is an illusion Maybe the test is your reaction To this potential self destruction Perhaps now you must decide If the events you see are real Thus the question from your guide Can you learn to lower shields?" So how much time would it take to unlearn reality? Perhaps this is the illusion for me to build upon But I remember finding out that my accounts had been depleted And my red-face bobble-head furry as I scream aloud “KHAN!!!!!!!!!! …………..CON!!!!!!!!......................................................... ………………………………………………KHAN!!!!!!!..................... ……………………..CON!!!!”