The English Language

Only read this if you have a good understanding of the English language, because it is all about how word spellings differ but for no particular reason. This write is quite right in that it highlights the height and weight of the great language of English which is no sandwich and not straight forward mate. (This right is qite wright in that it highlites the hight and waight of the greight langwich of English witch is no sanduage and not strate forward meight.) We now know that "K" has special powers but not with knot or knock. (We now K-now that "k" has special powers but not with not or nock.) And people say Nike-y but they don't ride a bikey, so it's Nike like Mike. (and people say Nikey but they don't ride a bikey, so it's NIKe LIKE MIKE, or mic.) While they're unable to get their head around there, they sit in a chair and stare like a bear, which is spelt like fear and hear but is pronounced no where near, but like fare which is also like bare. (While there unable to get they're head around their, they sit in a chere and stair like a bere, which is spelt like fear and hear but is pronounced no where nare, but like fair which is also bere.) Far away cars on Mars are not said like wars, which for sure is more like bore and I'm assured that board is different to ward. Warlords have been found to have had people drowned, not dround as it could sound, as the power of their throne has grown to fit their waist and they do not waste their God placed authority or make the mistake that the steak with cheese one grates quakes. On the whole my soul is on a roll to score a goal with this write, because though words are spelt a different way they are spelt the same when these words we say. I think I'm done and I've won like the Holy Son, or am shining wholly like the light from the sun. And to think I had special needs, was labelled dyslexic and had ADHD, oh and as well as that I failed my English exam, twice.