The Encyclopedia of Alternative Facts
• The moon is not white but red,
• King Charles doesn't own a bed,
• It takes three days for a letter to Fax,
• I did not love my ex.
• A day has twelve hours,
• Someone sent me flowers,
• It's safe to own a Fox,
• I did not love my ex.
• The President never lies,
• A politician is wise,
• I'll never pay a tax,
• I did not love my ex.
• Love doesn't cost a cent,
• It's cheap to pay a rent,
• Slap me I'll never vex,
• I do not love my ex.
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