The Encyclopedia of Alternative Facts

• The moon is not white but red, • King Charles doesn't own a bed, • It takes three days for a letter to Fax, • I did not love my ex. • A day has twelve hours, • Someone sent me flowers, • It's safe to own a Fox, • I did not love my ex. • The President never lies, • A politician is wise, • I'll never pay a tax, • I did not love my ex. • Love doesn't cost a cent, • It's cheap to pay a rent, • Slap me I'll never vex, • I do not love my ex.