The Editor's Hats

The Editor’s Hats Part 1 Executioner I seize the instrument of death and with savage strokes and red gore purge the curse of banality that is to me as nails on a chalkboard. Part 2 Surgeon I probe painstakingly insert the edged tip into bloated subjects as my tool resects necrotic sections to expose lusty vitality that warrants display Part 3 Bouncer I sneer at groveling wannabes as across a velvet rope; crazed puppet of the ruthless self-preserving status quo Part 4 Sentry I select with vindictive brutality, only the fresh; zealous guard of the zeitgeist impatiently dictated to the idiot masses by the ruling elite