The Duck

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck It might be my mother-in-law She was sitting stark naked in the garden tub The scariest thing I ever saw It was late one night when I got out of bed 'Cause I had to go visit the throne I heard some splashing then my feet got wet And I knew that I wasn't alone Without her glasses she can't see a thing So she asked me to shave her back She must of been thinking that I was my wife But all I could hear was quack That poor rubber duck will never be the same Who knows where that thing's been I was thinking to my self he's going to hell Just for floating in a tub full of sin Well the very next day I shot that duck For the evil things he did So if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck You better keep your bath toys hid