The Dog

What your dog is trying to say! I know I annoy you when I bark at delivery men I'm just protecting my families den, I like to lick my bottom especially when we have guests I do this because I like to look my best, When you say walkies i don't know it's you're saying But I get excited anyways as we go out oh you're paying, And yes I get stubborn when to go the vets For me this is as low as life can get, Everytime we go there i get thermometer up my bum So yes that's the reason I sulk and so bloomin glum, So even though you try and trick me and pretend to throw my ball I will always love and protect you all.