The Dingo Kid

Beware of the dingo and watch out for your goat,
he hates our current leader, but is unable to vote.
He’s been doing hard time for relations with a horse,
he finally escaped but then he was caught, of course.

Back to Yuma he will go in a red dress and cuffs,
sleeveless I might add as he huffs and puffs.
He’s pretty sneaky this dingo and he’s fond of our landscape,
if he catches wind of your sheep he might try to escape.

I pray Terry and Dave keep a close eye on this chap
the dingo is not picky about what he puts on his lap.
He’s a menace to ranchers and all animals in town,
even in the car park, on the low he is down.

The good folk in Milton Creek will surely watch for his return,
this dingo is full of disease and spreads a rash that will burn.
Don’t try to be a hero, if you hear him talking rough,
he’s been working his fingers and he was born keyboard tough.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2023



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Date: 2/13/2023 6:59:00 AM
Yep ever since (he/she hard to know now with its dress wearing antics) gatecrashed my POTD many moons ago, I’ve been scouring the horizon for any sign of it, another excellent post, to put the Dingo kid to bed once and for all, cheers David
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Mark Koplin
Date: 2/13/2023 8:49:00 AM
I’m hoping that dingo comes and makes an appearance, we’ll be waiting.
Date: 2/13/2023 6:31:00 AM
Lol this is pure gold Sheriff, a great shame cctv wasn't invented when he took advantage of the poor horse. I'd have put it on utube or tiktok if they'd also been invented. A fave for me. Tom
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Mark Koplin
Date: 2/13/2023 8:48:00 AM
Who knows, maybe he recorded it himself for the dark web. Thanks for the fave and review my friend!
Date: 2/13/2023 5:31:00 AM
Oh my gosh, what a disgusting creature! Sounds like he's a cross between a rabid dingo and the big bad wolf. Since we know he reads poems in PS, although he's been banned, I'm pretty confident he'd be hurling stones at us if he could. Of course, he can always make up an alias or 10 like his buddy used to do.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 2/13/2023 9:22:00 AM
Lol
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Jenna Logan
Date: 2/13/2023 8:57:00 AM
donut hole
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Mark Koplin
Date: 2/13/2023 8:50:00 AM
Wasn’t donut the name of the horse?
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Mark Koplin
Date: 2/13/2023 8:46:00 AM
Lol
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Jenna Logan
Date: 2/13/2023 8:34:00 AM
or dingo, dimwit, desperado... all of those listed
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 2/13/2023 6:28:00 AM
Or donut lol
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Mark Koplin
Date: 2/13/2023 5:54:00 AM
He is a foul one for sure. He now has added a d in his name, I’m sure it stands for disgusting.
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